Suthan and relick arrive and enter AS
Taz: Salutations everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of AS Presents! I'm 'The Hardcore Human Suplex Machine' Taz, along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler,here at the Mayday Stadium in Pyongyang, North Korea, where our next match will see Relick in single competition against Suthan in front of this capacity crowd.
Jerry Lawler: That's right, Taz, and what a matchup its going to be. This could be one for the record books.
Taz: Indeed. Let's go to your ring announcer, folks, world famous Michael Buffer, who is in the ring with your referee, Andrew Stanniforth.
Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a single competition challenge match, scheduled for one fall with a 55 minute time limit. First of all, now making his way to the ring area, weighing in at 250 lbs., from Wiconsin - Relick!
Relick makes his way down the aisle to ringside as his entrance music blares over the arena speakers.
Michael Buffer: ...and his opponent... hailing from Toronto, he weighs 299 lbs... Suthan!
The challenger's entrance music fills the arena, competing with the noise from the crowd, with glimpses of Suthan coming down the aisle renewing the frenzy of the spectators.
Michael Buffer: Your referee for this bout is Andrew Stanniforth.
Michael Buffer: For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world... ladies and gentlemen...
LLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLE!
Both competitors take a few seconds to warm up and familiarize themselves with the ring, checking the ropes, etc.
Taz: Well, here we go fans, we're just waiting for the referee to finish his preliminaries.
The referee begins to take quick inventory of each wrestler, checking boots and wristbands for foreign objects.
Taz: Andrew Stanniforth checking both wrestlers, making sure of a fair competition here.
Without warning, Suthan rushes across the ring and slams a forearm across the back of Relick's neck.
Taz: Whoah! PEARL HARBOR JOB! From behind, Suthan lays into Relick, who was distracted by the official!
Jerry Lawler: And that was a smart, shrewd move on the part of Suthan.
DING, DING, DING! The timekeeper's bell rings out loud and clear, signaling the start of the match!
Taz: There's the bell, ladies and gentlemen, which means that this match is now officially underway!
Suthan with a devestating Level 0 handshake ploy for 5.
Relick recovers a little and fights back!
Taz: I've had the opportunity to talk to him - did you know he's a practicing orthodontist in his spare time?
Relick with a tremendous Level 1 front kick for 1.
Suthan recovers a little and fights back!
He's on his feet - he's ready.
Jerry Lawler: Rake the eyes, RAKE THE EYES!
Suthan with a deadly Level 0 trash talk for 3.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He looks a little dazed.
Taz: That impressive display is a testament to dedication and intestinal fortitude.
Suthan with a textbook Level 1 forearm smash for 3.
Relick recovers a little and fights back!
He's on his feet - he's ready.
Taz: Now THAT's the way to take the match into your own hands!
Suthan with a beautiful Level 0 taunt and pose for 6.
Relick doesn't look too much the worse for wear after that, surprisingly.
He's on his feet - he's ready.
Taz: Ouch! That hurt just to watch!
Relick with a textbook Level 0 collar-and-elbow tie-up for 5.
Suthan recovers a little and fights back!
He's on his feet - he's ready.
Taz: The tide can certainly turn in a hurry.
Suthan with a deadly Level 1 forearm smash for 5.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's hunched over, seems to be pretty groggy.
Jerry Lawler: Scuse ME! He'll be feeling THAT tomorrow, that's for sure!
Suthan with a devestating Level 2 hiptoss for 7.
Relick recovers a little and fights back!
He looks a little dazed.
Taz: There's been some questionable action in the ring here tonight.
Relick with a deadly Level 0 greco-roman knucklelock for 5.
Suthan recovers a little and fights back!
He looks a little dazed.
Jerry Lawler: I've had the opportunity to talk to him - did you know he's a practicing orthodontist in his spare time?
Suthan with a deadly Level 1 front facelock for 5.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's hunched over, seems to be pretty groggy.
Jerry Lawler: It's legal as long as the referee didn't see it - and sometimes it's legal even then!
Suthan with a devestating Level 2 bear hug for 7.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's slowly struggling to pick himself up off the canvas.
Jerry Lawler: There is a distinct and distressing lack of foreign objects involved in this match so far.
Suthan with a amazing Level 3 forearm hammer blow for 10.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's down but not out, still not a good place to be.
Jerry Lawler: Some raw potential here but sorta lacking in the killer instinct department.
There's the signal! This match could be over right here!
Suthan with a incredible Level 4 Figure Four for 36.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's lying motionless on the mat - this may be all she wrote.
Taz: Make sure to check our site to find out when we're coming to an arena near you!
There's the signal! This match could be over right here!
Suthan with a brutal Level 5 Figure Four for 28.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's lying motionless on the mat - this may be all she wrote.
Jerry Lawler: Ouch! That hurt just to watch!
There's the signal! This match could be over right here!
Suthan with a beautiful Level 5 Figure Four for 22.
Relick definitely caught the full force of that one!
He's lying motionless on the mat - this may be all she wrote.
Relick gets up and punches Suthan in the stomach what is this he gets a steel chair from the ring and hits suthan with it he falls down bleeding Relick goes for the pin...
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tazz: OMG Relick has won here is the winner Relick
Suthan: nice match
Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:18 am